Some Lines That Never Got A Chance To Escape
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NB: The title of this article does not contain a misspelt word…
Well it is Sunday so here are a few lines that wont make you die of laughter but maybe they will form a slight smile on your face which may help the stress levels just a tiny little bitty.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you often eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: A cold storage facility
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour-saving devices of today
WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
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