Patty’s Funny Side Of Life at WHISNews21
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One Smile A Day Keeps One Problem away…
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are
My text for an answering machine:
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
Patty’s fun lines to brighten up your life even if just for one moment