Answers Of A Brilliant Student Who Obtained A Zero

Question 01:   In which battle did Napoleon die?

Answer 01:      His last battle

Question 02:  Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Answer 02:     At the bottom of the page

Question 03:   If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

Answer 03:     No time at all, the wall is already built.

Question 04:  What can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer 04:     Lunch & dinner

Question 05:  What looks like half an apple?

Answer 05:     The other half

Question 06:   How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

Answer 06:      No problem, he sleeps at night.

Question 07:   If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

Answer 07:      Very large hands

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