Patty’s Funny Side Of Life at WHISNews21

Here is something for you I have just written

One Smile A Day Keeps One Problem away…

—————————————————————————— 

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

 —————————————————————————–

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are

 —————————————————————————–

My text for an answering machine:

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

——————————————————————————-

 

Patty’s fun lines to brighten up your life even if just for one moment