Barbara Blevins: Daddy, How Was I Born?
Compliments of Barbara Blevins
A little boy goes to his father and asks
‘Daddy, How Was I Born?
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
YOU GOT MAIL !!!!!
Keep a SMILE on your face And a SONG in your heart! A smile – is a sign of joy. A hug – is a sign of love. A laugh – is a sign of happiness. And a friend like me? – Well that’s just a sign of good taste! We’ll be friends until I am senile. Then we’ll be NEW friends.