We Know You’ve Heard This One Before But Here It Goes Again:

A Student Who Obtained 0% On An Exam He  should have given him 100% for his wit!!!*

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle*

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page*

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid*

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage*

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams*

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner*

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

*The other half*

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

*It will simply become wet*

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

*No problem, he sleeps at night.*

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

*You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..*

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

*Very large hands*

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.*

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.*

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