A Witty Student Get a Zero 0% For Exam
We Know You’ve Heard This One Before But Here It Goes Again:
A Student Who Obtained 0% On An Exam He should have given him 100% for his wit!!!*
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle*
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page*
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner*
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half*
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
*It will simply become wet*
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.*
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..*
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
*Very large hands*
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.*
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.*