Yes This Is Another Redneck Joke, Sorry Rednecks!
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do
Not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
Medical Term |
Redneck Definition |
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Artery
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The study of paintings
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Bacteria
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Back door to cafeteria
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Barium
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What doctors do when patients die
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Benign
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What you be, after you be eight
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Caesarean Section
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A neighborhood in Rome
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Cat scan
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Searching for Kitty
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Cauterize
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Made eye contact with her
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Colic
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A sheep dog
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Coma
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A punctuation mark
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Dilate
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To live long
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Enema
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Not a friend
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Fester
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Quicker than someone else
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Fibula
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A small lie
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Impotent
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Distinguished, well known
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Labor Pain
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Getting hurt at work
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Medical Staff
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A Doctor’s cane
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Morbid
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A higher offer
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Nitrates
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Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days |
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Node
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I knew it
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Outpatient
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A person who has fainted
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Pelvis
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Second cousin to Elvis
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Post Operative
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A letter carrier
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Recovery Room
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Place to do upholstery
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Rectum
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Nearly killed him
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Secretion
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Hiding something
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Seizure
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Roman Emperor
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Tablet
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A small table
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Terminal Illness
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Getting sick at the airport
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Tumor
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One plus one more
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Urine
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Opposite of you’re out
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