{"id":72617,"date":"2020-01-06T11:58:54","date_gmt":"2020-01-06T09:58:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=72617"},"modified":"2020-07-31T15:12:42","modified_gmt":"2020-07-31T15:12:42","slug":"jack-blanchards-column-the-last-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/06\/jack-blanchards-column-the-last-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack Blanchard’s Column: The Last Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jack Blanchard’s Column<\/strong>: <\/strong><\/span>The Last Day<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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THE LAST DAY<\/p>\n

Simon Lescart woke up on his last day,
\nplugged in the coffee maker,
\nand sat down at the computer to check his email.
\nThere was the usual spam and forwarded jokes,
\nwhich he deleted without reading.<\/p>\n

The sixth message subject line read “Final Notice”,
\nand the sender was an acronym, “T.P.T.B.”
\nHe started to dump it as spam, but for some reason he clicked it open.
\nThe message was this: “NOTICE OF EXPIRATION.<\/p>\n

“Dear Mr. Lescart,
\n“This is an automatic reminder that your life expires at midnight tonight.
\nPlease do not try to reply to this email.
\nHave a nice day.
\nVery truly yours,
\nThe Powers That Be.”<\/p>\n

Simon tried to reply anyway,
\nbut his email bounced back from the “unknown recipient”.
\nHe knew it must be a stupid joke,
\nbut he couldn’t stop thinking about it
\nas he fought the city traffic on his way to work.<\/p>\n

What if this really was his last day?
\nHe’d often heard the old saying,
\n“You should live every day as if it were your last.”
\nWhat should a person do on his last day, anyway?
\nGet drunk? Smell some flowers? Confess his sins? What?<\/p>\n

He didn’t have much of a family to visit,
\njust a brother up in Akron and an ex-wife in Atlanta.
\nThey hadn’t spoken in years.
\nHe couldn’t think of any old sins offhand.
\nMaybe he should commit some?<\/p>\n

He knew that the weird email was a fraud,
\nbut he decided not to go to work today, just in case.
\nHe pulled off at an exit and got back on the expressway,
\ngoing the other way, toward the ocean.
\nThis is nuts, he thought.<\/p>\n

He couldn’t think of anything really important to do,
\nbefitting a persons last day on the planet,
\nso he just sat on the beach for most of the day and drank a few beers.
\nHe felt a little nervous, like a high school truant,
\nbut he also felt something else he couldn’t define. Was it freedom?
\nHe had some guilt too, for wasting the day looking at the ocean.<\/p>\n

Someone sat down beside him.
\nThe man was obviously homeless,
\nin his ragged black suit and dirty torn sneakers.
\nThe man said, “Are you okay, friend? You look kinda lost.”
\nSimon said, “That’s an odd word… ‘Friend’.
\nNow that you mention it, I guess I don’t have any of those.
\nJust a bunch of acquaintances.”<\/p>\n

“Maybe you never really tried”, said the man.
\n“I’ve been pretty busy”, said Simon.
\n“You must have accomplished great things, being so busy”, the man said.
\n“No great things. Just keeping even. Paying the bills”, said Simon.
\n“Do you think you have any great things in you”, asked the man?
\nSimon said, “Maybe. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking.
\nIf I had the time I’d do things differently.”<\/p>\n

That’s when the chest pain struck and the world faded to black.
\nHe heard voices. “What Happened?” “Get back!”
\nHe was being carried.
\nThen a blinding light above. People working over him.
\n“We’re losing him! CLEAR!”
\nThen a huge shock and the world was gone again.<\/p>\n

The smiling nurse said, “Welcome back. You’ve had quite a day.”
\n“What time is it”, he asked?
\n“Almost midnight”, she said.
\n“I have to call my brother”, he insisted.
\n“We’ll contact him for you. You can talk to him in a few days.”
\n“I wish I HAD a few days”, he said!<\/p>\n

A cell phone rang.
\n“That sounds like mine”, he said. “Where is it?”
\n“It’s beside your bed, but you need to rest.”
\nHe reached for it, but she stopped him.
\n“I’ll answer it for you”, she said. “Lie back down!”
\nShe said, “It’s just a text message.”
\n“What does it say?”, he groaned.<\/p>\n

The letters on the cell phone screen said this:
\n“EXTENSION GRANTED.”<\/p>\n

Jack Blanchard<\/strong><\/h4>\n

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\n

Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan…<\/strong>
\nHome Page:\u00a0http:\/\/www.jackandmisty.net<\/a><\/strong>
\nFacebook:\u00a0https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jackandmisty<\/a><\/strong>
\nBillboard Duet of the Year, Grammy and CMA Finalists.\u00a0<\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/h4>\n
\u00a9 Jack Blanchard, 2019.<\/span><\/pre>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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