{"id":26343,"date":"2013-11-08T16:00:57","date_gmt":"2013-11-08T21:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=26343"},"modified":"2013-11-08T16:00:57","modified_gmt":"2013-11-08T21:00:57","slug":"a-smile-and-some-laughter-from-barbara-blevins-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/11\/08\/a-smile-and-some-laughter-from-barbara-blevins-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Smile and Some Laughter From Barbara Blevins"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"hallmarkstorecrash01\"Some Rejected Hall Mark Cards
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“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:… — What was I thinking?”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/var>“Congratulations on your wedding day!… — Too bad no one likes your wife.”<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/var>“How could two people as beautiful as you…. — have such an ugly baby?”<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/var>“I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love… — After having meeting you, I’ve changed my mind.”<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/var>“As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am… — that you’re not here to ruin it for me.”<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/var>“Thanks for being a part of my life!!!… — I never knew what evil was before this!”<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/var>“Before you go,… I would like you to take this knife out of my back. — You’ll probably need it again.”<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/var>“Someday I hope to get married… — but not to you.”<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/var>“You look great for your age… — Almost Lifelike!”<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/var>“When we were together, you always said you’d die for me… — Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.”<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/var>“I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend… — So here’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.”<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/var>“We have been friends for a very long time… — What do you say we call it quits?“<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

<\/var>“I’m so miserable without you… — It’s almost like you’re here.”<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/var>“Congratulations on your new bundle of joy… — Did you ever find out who the father was<\/em>?<\/var><\/p>\n

<\/var>“You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket… — I’d miss you heaps and think of you often<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some Rejected Hall Mark Cards “Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:… — What was I thinking?” “Congratulations on your wedding day!… — Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could two people as beautiful as you…. — have such an ugly baby?” “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love… — After having meeting you, I’ve changed my mind.” “As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am… — that you’re not here to ruin<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26345,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26343"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26343\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}