{"id":26228,"date":"2013-11-05T10:00:58","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T15:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=26228"},"modified":"2013-11-05T10:00:58","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T15:00:58","slug":"yes-this-is-another-redneck-joke-sorry-rednecks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/11\/05\/yes-this-is-another-redneck-joke-sorry-rednecks\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes This Is Another Redneck Joke, Sorry Rednecks!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"barbarablevins03\"<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do <\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n

Not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Redneck Definition<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\nArtery<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nThe study of paintings<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nBacteria<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nBack door to cafeteria<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nBarium<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nWhat doctors do when patients die<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nBenign<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nWhat you be, after you be eight<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nCaesarean Section<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nA neighborhood in Rome<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nCat scan<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nSearching for Kitty<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nCauterize<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nMade eye contact with her<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nColic<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nA sheep dog<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nComa<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nA punctuation mark<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nDilate<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nTo live long<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nEnema<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nNot a friend<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nFester<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nQuicker than someone else<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nFibula<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nA small lie<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nImpotent<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nDistinguished, well known<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nLabor Pain<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nGetting hurt at work<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nMedical Staff<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nA Doctor’s cane<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nMorbid<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nA higher offer<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nNitrates<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nRates of Pay for Working at Night,
\nNormally more money than Days<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nNode<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nI knew it<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nOutpatient<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nA person who has fainted<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nPelvis<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nSecond cousin to Elvis<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nPost Operative<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nA letter carrier<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nRecovery Room<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nPlace to do upholstery<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nRectum<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nNearly killed him<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nSecretion<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nHiding something<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nSeizure<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nRoman Emperor<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nTablet<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nA small table<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nTerminal Illness<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nGetting sick at the airport<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nTumor<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nOne plus one more<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nUrine<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n
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\nOpposite of you’re out<\/b>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
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\u00a0Compliments of Barbara Blevins<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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