{"id":26086,"date":"2013-10-30T15:00:11","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T20:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=26086"},"modified":"2013-10-30T15:00:11","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T20:00:11","slug":"barbara-blevins-brings-some-stress-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/10\/30\/barbara-blevins-brings-some-stress-relief\/","title":{"rendered":"Barbara Blevins Brings Some Stress Relief"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-26087\" alt=\"grannytv\" src=\"http:\/\/whisnews21.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/10\/grannytv.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"400\" \/>As You Slide Down the Banister of Life Towards 2014\u00a0<\/b><b>&#8212;<\/b><b>\u00a0<\/b><b>Remember:<\/b><br \/>\n1. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.<br \/>\n2. The difference between the Pope\u00a0and your boss, the Pope only expects you\u00a0to kiss his ring.<br \/>\n3. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone.<br \/>\n4. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you&#8217;re in the bathroom.<br \/>\n5. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.<br \/>\n6. It used to be only death and taxes,Now, of course, there&#8217;s\u00a0shipping and handling, too.<br \/>\n7. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!<br \/>\n8. My next house will have no kitchen \u2013 just vending machines and a large trash can.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">9.\u00a0Definition of a teenager? God&#8217;s punishment&#8230;for enjoying sex.<br \/>\n<b>10.Thought for the day:<\/b><b>\u00a0<\/b>Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter&#8230;don&#8217;t mind; and those that mind&#8230;don&#8217;t matter!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-26088\" alt=\"goodnight\" src=\"http:\/\/whisnews21.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/10\/goodnight.jpg\" width=\"394\" height=\"181\" \/><br \/>\n<b>And As You Slide Down that Banister of Life You Should Pray That All The Splinters Are Pointed The Other Way&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As You Slide Down the Banister of Life Towards 2014\u00a0&#8212;\u00a0Remember: 1. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 2. The difference between the Pope\u00a0and your boss, the Pope only expects you\u00a0to kiss his ring. 3. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone. 4. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you&#8217;re in the bathroom. 5. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well,<a href=\"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/10\/30\/barbara-blevins-brings-some-stress-relief\/\" class=\"read-more\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26086\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}