{"id":24071,"date":"2013-08-25T10:00:23","date_gmt":"2013-08-25T15:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=24071"},"modified":"2013-08-25T10:00:23","modified_gmt":"2013-08-25T15:00:23","slug":"barbara-blevins-think-first-before-you-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/08\/25\/barbara-blevins-think-first-before-you-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"Barbara Blevins Think First Before You Laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Barbara Blevins Shares Email Jokes With Us Hoping That It Will Add a Little more Fun To Our Day<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

*A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo, in *Washington, D.C., when he sees a
\nlittle girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by
\nthe collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her,
\nright in front of her screaming parents. *<\/p>\n

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
\non the nose with a powerful punch.<\/p>\n

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and
\nthe biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.*<\/p>\n

*Several other people applaud the biker for his bravery.*<\/p>\n

*A reporter has watched the whole event.*
\n*
\nHe says to the Harley rider, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant thing I’ve
\nseen a man do in my whole life. I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed.
\nI’m a reporter and **I’ll make sure this**story is on tomorrow’s front
\npage. So, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living and what
\npolitical affiliation do you have?’<\/p>\n

The biker replies,’ I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican voter.’<\/p>\n

The following morning the biker buys the paper and reads, on the front page:
\n*<\/p>\n

*U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH*<\/p>\n

*…and THAT pretty much sums up the media’s approach to the news these
\ndays…*<\/p>\n

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THANK YOU BARBARA EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE LAUGHTER<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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