{"id":23760,"date":"2013-08-13T12:00:17","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T17:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=23760"},"modified":"2013-08-13T12:00:17","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T17:00:17","slug":"shid-the-most-functional-english-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/08\/13\/shid-the-most-functional-english-word\/","title":{"rendered":"Shid, The Most Functional English Word"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23777\" alt=\"english01\" src=\"http:\/\/whisnews21.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/08\/english01.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/english01.jpg 720w, https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/english01-300x167.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>The Most Functional Word In The English Language is Spelled Wrong In This Article. I Am Sure You Noticed and know Why.<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23761\" alt=\"potty\" src=\"http:\/\/whisnews21.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/08\/potty.gif\" width=\"80\" height=\"100\" \/><br \/>\nWell, it&#8217;s shid &#8230;. that&#8217;s right, shid!<br \/>\nShid may just be the most functional word in the English language.<\/p>\n<p>You can smoke shid, buy shid, sell shid, lose shid, find shid, forget shid and tell others to eat shid.<br \/>\nSome people know their shid, while others can&#8217;t tell the difference between shid and brasso.<br \/>\nThere are lucky shids, dumb shids and crazy shits. There is bull shid, horse shid and chicken shid.<br \/>\nYou can throw shid, sling shid, catch shid, shoot the shid,(or duck when the shid hits the fan).<br \/>\nYou can give a shid or serve shid on a shingle.<br \/>\nYou can find yourself in deep shid or be happier than a pig in shid.<br \/>\nSome days are colder than shid, some days are hotter than shid and some days are just plain shiddy.<br \/>\nSome music sounds like shid, things can look like shid and there are times when you feel like shid.<br \/>\nYou can have too much shid, not enough shid, the right shid, the wrong shid or a lot of weird shid.<br \/>\nYou can carry shid, have a mountain of shid, or find yourself up shid creek without a paddle.<br \/>\nSometimes everything you touch turns to shid and other times you fall in a bucket of shid and come out smelling like a rose.<br \/>\nWhen you stop to consider all the facts, it&#8217;s the basic building block of the English language.<br \/>\nAnd remember, once you know your shit, you don&#8217;t need to know anything else!!<br \/>\nYou could pass this along, if you give a shid; or not do so if you don&#8217;t give a shid!<br \/>\nWell, Shid, it&#8217;s time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shid and hope you had a nice day, without any shid. But, if you happened to catch a load of shid from some shid-head&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nWell, Shid Happens!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23761\" alt=\"potty\" src=\"http:\/\/whisnews21.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/08\/potty.gif\" width=\"80\" height=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Most Functional Word In The English Language is Spelled Wrong In This Article. I Am Sure You Noticed and know Why. Well, it&#8217;s shid &#8230;. that&#8217;s right, shid! Shid may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shid, buy shid, sell shid, lose shid, find shid, forget shid and tell others to eat shid. Some people know their shid, while others can&#8217;t tell the difference between shid and brasso. There are lucky shids, dumb shids and crazy shits. There is bull shid, horse<a href=\"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/08\/13\/shid-the-most-functional-english-word\/\" class=\"read-more\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23777,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23760"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23760\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}