{"id":21966,"date":"2013-06-26T18:00:34","date_gmt":"2013-06-26T23:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=21966"},"modified":"2013-06-26T18:00:34","modified_gmt":"2013-06-26T23:00:34","slug":"barbara-blevins-warms-your-heart-for-you-today-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/06\/26\/barbara-blevins-warms-your-heart-for-you-today-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Barbara Blevins: Daddy, How Was I Born?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/whisnews21.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/05\/barbarablevins03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-20937\" alt=\"barbarablevins03\" src=\"http:\/\/whisnews21.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/05\/barbarablevins03.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"340\" \/><\/a>A Story Found on the Information Highway To Make Your Day <\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Compliments of Barbara Blevins<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>A little boy goes to his father and asks <\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>&#8216;Daddy, How Was I Born?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The father answers, &#8216;Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! \u00a0Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. \u00a0Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. \u00a0We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. \u00a0As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">YOU GOT MAIL !!!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whisnews21.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/06\/kid.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21967\" alt=\"kid\" src=\"http:\/\/whisnews21.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/06\/kid.gif\" width=\"240\" height=\"361\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\" align=\"center\"><strong><em>Keep a SMILE on your face And a SONG in your heart!\u00a0A\u00a0 smile &#8211; is a sign of joy.\u00a0A hug &#8211; is a sign of love.\u00a0A\u00a0laugh &#8211; is a sign of happiness.\u00a0And a friend like me? &#8211; Well that&#8217;s just a sign of good\u00a0taste!\u00a0We&#8217;ll be\u00a0 friends until I am senile.\u00a0Then we&#8217;ll be NEW friends.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Story Found on the Information Highway To Make Your Day Compliments of Barbara Blevins A little boy goes to his father and asks &#8216;Daddy, How Was I Born? . The father answers, &#8216;Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! \u00a0Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. \u00a0Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. \u00a0We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from<a href=\"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/06\/26\/barbara-blevins-warms-your-heart-for-you-today-4\/\" class=\"read-more\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20844,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21966"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21966\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}