{"id":2048,"date":"2012-02-12T01:23:01","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T01:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=2048"},"modified":"2012-02-12T01:23:01","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T01:23:01","slug":"pattys-funny-side-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2012\/02\/12\/pattys-funny-side-of-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Patty’s Funny Side Of Life at WHISNews21"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Here is something for you I have just written<\/span><\/p>\n

One Smile A Day Keeps One Problem away…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?<\/span><\/p>\n

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!<\/p>\n

TEACHER: What are you talking about?<\/p>\n

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SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!<\/p>\n

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?<\/p>\n

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TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are<\/p>\n

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My text for an answering machine<\/span>:<\/p>\n

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Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.<\/p>\n

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Patty’s fun lines to brighten up your life even if just for one moment<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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