{"id":20179,"date":"2013-05-07T03:00:37","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T03:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=20179"},"modified":"2013-05-07T03:00:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T03:00:37","slug":"the-jewish-tie-salesman-taliban-terrorist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/05\/07\/the-jewish-tie-salesman-taliban-terrorist\/","title":{"rendered":"The Jewish Tie Salesman & Taliban Terrorist"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"desert01\"The Jewish Tie Salesman sent in by Barbara Blevins Received in Her Mailbox<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was\u00a0plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw \u00a0 something far off in the distance. <\/span><\/p>\n

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man\u00a0standing at a small makeshift display rack – selling\u00a0ties. <\/span><\/p>\n

The Taliban terrorist asked, “Do you have water?” \u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like\u00a0to buy a tie? They are only $5.” <\/span><\/p>\n

The Taliban shouted hysterically, “Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment.<\/span><\/p>\n

I spit on your ties. I need water ! \u201d\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

“Sorry,\u00a0 I have none – just ties – pure silk – and only $5.”\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

Pahh!\u00a0\u00a0 A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but… I must conserve my energy and find water!”\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

“Okay,” “Okay” said the little old Jewish man,\u201cIt does not matter\u00a0that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. <\/span><\/p>\n

I will show you that I am bigger than any of\u00a0that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need…Go In Peace.” <\/span><\/p>\n

The desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped…<\/span><\/p>\n

” They Wont Let Me In Without A Tie “<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Jewish Tie Salesman sent in by Barbara Blevins Received in Her Mailbox A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was\u00a0plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw \u00a0 something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man\u00a0standing at a small makeshift display rack – selling\u00a0ties. The Taliban terrorist asked, “Do you have water?” \u00a0 The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like\u00a0to buy a tie? They are only $5.” The<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20180,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20179\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}