{"id":19139,"date":"2013-04-11T12:00:21","date_gmt":"2013-04-11T12:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whisnews21.com\/?p=19139"},"modified":"2013-04-11T12:00:21","modified_gmt":"2013-04-11T12:00:21","slug":"a-witty-student-get-a-zero-0-for-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/2013\/04\/11\/a-witty-student-get-a-zero-0-for-exam\/","title":{"rendered":"A Witty Student Get a Zero 0% For Exam"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We Know You’ve Heard This One Before But Here It Goes Again:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

A Student Who Obtained 0% On An Exam He\u00a0\u00a0should have given him 100% for his wit!!!*<\/p>\n

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?<\/p>\n

* his last battle*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?<\/p>\n

* at the bottom of the page<\/strong>*<\/p>\n

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?<\/p>\n

* liquid*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?<\/p>\n

* marriage*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?<\/p>\n

* exams*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?<\/p>\n

* Lunch & dinner<\/strong>*<\/p>\n

Q7. What looks like half an apple?<\/p>\n

*The other half*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?<\/p>\n

*It will simply become wet*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?<\/p>\n

*No problem, he sleeps at night.*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?<\/p>\n

*You will never find an\u00a0elephant that has only one hand..*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?<\/p>\n

*Very large hands*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?<\/p>\n

* No time at all, the wall is already built.*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?<\/p>\n

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.*<\/strong><\/p>\n

Spread the laughter, share the cheer Let’s be happy, while we’re here !!
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We Know You’ve Heard This One Before But Here It Goes Again: A Student Who Obtained 0% On An Exam He\u00a0\u00a0should have given him 100% for his wit!!!* Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle* Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page* Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid* Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage* Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams* Q6. What can you never eat for<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19147,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19139\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisnews21.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}