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Song Review – Keith Urban’s “Female”

Song Review – Keith Urban’s “Female”

In a time in history when American life seems to be constantly see sawing from one calamity to another, it’s a difficult line celebrity entertainers and musicians are tasked to walk between expressing sympathy for situations, yet not appearing to be opportunistic and trying to piggy back off of current events to help push their brand or public standing. For whatever reason, celebrities are almost obligated to address a tragedy, yet the automation of it sometimes feels almost as cold as saying or doing nothing, or somehow attempting to point the spotlight of a tragedy onto yourself, even if the short term aim is to raise awareness or money for charity.

Keith Urban decided in the aftermath of the revelations about Hollywood producer and financier Harvey Weinstein’s decades of alleged sexual assault to release a single called “Female,” which he recently debuted live at the 2017 CMA Awards. Though the message, and maybe the intent behind the effort is honorable, “Female” is just flat wrong on so many levels.

“Female” is like the Scott Baio After School Special version of an empowerment anthem, cast in strict adult contemporary tones, proffered as country pop. Though it tries its hand at social balladry, “Female” is burdened by the lack of story, and the incessant listing of things that when boiled down, was the same inherent flaw that made Bro-Country so nauseating and unfulfilling in its era. This shouldn’t surprise anyone after seeing the cadre of songwriters—Shane McAnally and Ross Copperman, which are like a dream team of terrible modern country producer/songwriter personalities, and Nicolle Galyon. This isn’t an inspired effort captured on tape, it’s just the latest machination of the industry.

Instead of mainstream country parading Keith Urban out there to sing about the empowerment of “females,” how about the industry actually empower and activate some of its female artists who’ve been summarily pushed aside, and give them an equal opportunity to earn radio time and other things they seem to be systematically excluded from? I don’t need Keith Urban out there with his mawkish ode to tell me how hard it is to be a woman, I need more women out there within earshot singing from their own perspectives, especially when they pretty regularly are more intelligent and uplifting than what their male counterparts are offering.

And besides, anyone boned up on the accepted nomenclature among the empowerment movement should at least be aware that the term “female” itself can be demeaning when employed in certain circumstances, like I don’t know, an opportunistic and ill-advised song from a super rich 50-something Australian man who seems to think he’s somehow experienced enough to speak with authority on the plight of the modern marginalized woman.

I get it, Urban is married to a Hollywood celebrity that may have interfaced with this Weinstein business directly and he’s the father of girls, and it’s not that men should be disqualified from singing about how hard it is to be a woman in total. Perhaps it should even be encouraged, but only if it really touches at the heart of the matter. Go listen to Bill Monroe’s “True Life Blues.” That’s the song “Female” tries to be, but utterly fails at.

I don’t want to dog the intent here, because it’s good that artists want to express their feeling about the news stories roiling the consciousness these days, and it’s their place to try and put those emotions to music. It’s just the execution here was all wrong. Keith Urban should stick to singing to females, instead of trying to sing aboutthem.

– SavingCountryMusic.com

Jack’s Column: A Winter Night On Interstate 90

jackcolumn2016Jack Blanchard’s Column: A Winter Night On Interstate 90

It had been a sunny winter day, 
just above freezing in the Dakotas. 
Snow from the night before had partially melted, 
wetting the road surface of Interstate Ninety. 
It was late afternoon and we were behind a tractor-trailer. 

Then the sun dropped below the horizon and the temperature fell, 
turning the asphalt into an ice-skating rink. 
All traffic on the road lost traction and slowed to three miles per hour, 
trying to maintain control.

The roadway was crowned and vehicles were sliding slowly off the shoulder 
into the deep ditch and settling on their side,
where the passengers could freeze to death during the night.

Somehow I kept our motor home on the road, 
but I could feel the pull toward the ditch. 
Then the eighteen-wheeler ahead of us began a 180 degree turn, 
like a slow-motion ballet, 
until the truck driver was looking directly at me from his windshield, 
about ten feet away. 
Then the big rig coasted sleepily off the shoulder 
and settled into the snowy ravine, facing backward.

I was amazingly alert at that point, 
hands tightly on the wheel and foot carefully off the brake. 

Misty shouted, “There’s an exit and a KOA sign! Try to get off!” 
I said, “All the campgrounds are closed up here in the winter.”
She said, “At least we’ll be off this nightmare.”

With some careful sliding around and correcting, 
I managed the exit ramp and found the RV park. 
I couldn’t believe it! They were open! 
I had never found a northern campground open this time of year, 
because the water freezes up.

We went inside the lighted building, 
and they told us that they had ice-breakers on their water lines on each site. 
The ice-breaker looked like a pump handle. 
You lift it up and force it down and it cracks the underground ice, 
and the water comes out. 
We hooked up our water and electricity, and Misty had a good idea. 
She wrapped an electric blanket around our water hose and plugged it in. 
It kept the hose from freezing up during the night.

We could see the flashing lights out on the Interstate,
where rescuers were getting people out of their cars and trucks, 
and taking them to shelter, some to the heated KOA building, 
where they were given hot drinks and food.

There wasn’t enough traction to pull the vehicles out of the ditch, 
so they were saving the people, 
and would get the cars and trucks the next day, if the ice melted.

Misty and I had everything we needed in the motor home,
but we went inside to be with the rescued people, 
and talk about the ordeal we’d just been through.

The television news reported 
that hundreds of travelers were being rescued from their stranded vehicles. 
Inside the campground building, it was an impromptu winter party.
Strangers in the fellowship of being unexpectedly alive.

Jack Blanchard

Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan 

Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan… Home Page: http://www.jackandmisty.net

Awards: Grammy, Billboard, CMA, BMI, ASCAP.© Jack Blanchard, 2017.

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