This Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender! The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,” 168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and says, “SO, You people still happy with Obama……?”
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. (February 2, 2015) – It’s shaping up to be a busy year for Country legend TG Sheppard as his winter/spring concert tour is getting underway. The singer will headline shows in cities across North America, featuring his groundbreaking music and signature songs. The tour coincides with the 40th anniversary of the phenomenal hit, “Devil in the Bottle.”
TG Sheppard says the strong support and broadening of his fan base now makes hitting the road even more meaningful. “I’m constantly amazed to see such a wide age range of people who are showing up for our concerts night after night. Country music fans have never been fickle and will never leave you as long as you’re true to them and your music. They are growing larger in numbers all the time.” He adds, “I’m looking forward to my upcoming tour dates along with playing closer to home at the incredible Franklin Theatre with my talented wife, Kelly Lang. I haven’t done a show locally in years. It will be fun doing a concert this close to Nashville.”
The winter/spring engagements for TG Sheppard will include stops in Arizona, North Dakota, Florida, Tennessee and Texas. More shows are being added to this year’s tour schedule. So, be sure to check for updates on performances and special appearances.
For more information, visit: tgsheppard.com.
2015 Winter/Spring Concert Tour
Sat, Jan 31 – Cruise / Miami, FL (Country’s Family Reunion)
Sun, Feb 1 – Fri, Feb 6 – Cruise/at sea (Country’s Family Reunion)
Fri, Feb 13 – Crossville, TN (Palace Theater)
Sat, Feb 28 – Fort Yates, ND (Prairie Nights Casino)
Fri, Mar 13 – Abilene, TX (TBA)
Sat, Mar 14 – Midland, TX (Wagner Noel Performing Arts Center)
Sun, Mar 15 – Amarillo, TX (Amarillo Civic Center)
Thu, Mar 26 – West Palm Beach, FL (Private Event)
Fri, Apr 10 – Stafford, TX (Redneck Country Club)
Sat, Apr 11 – Corsicana, TX (Opry & Event Center)
Fri, Apr 17 – Tyler, TX (Shriners Country Fest/Texas Woodstock)
Sat, Apr 25 – Franklin, TX (Franklin Theatre)
Sat, May 16 – Shipshewana, IN (Shipshewana Event Center)
Congratulations to all the Independent Artists who made it to our, Wildhorse Country Download Chart for February 2015. If you are featured on this chart then your songs have been downloaded hundreds of times to qualify for a position on this chart show. Our download chart show is unique and a one of a kind chart show, as all songs are positioned on this chart strictly on the amount of downloads each song gets on Wildhorse Entertainment.
Wayne Jacobs has had half a dozen #1 over the past few years, but this could be his greatest one of all. ‘In Cold Blood” has moved into the #1 spot with record speed. It is however a very well known fact that Wayne has an anormous following in the UK and they have no doubt supported him very well as all loyal fans would do. However this just happens to also be a really good song and like they say, “The fans have spoken”, Wayne Jacobs is our #1 this month on Wildhorse Independent Superstars Top 30 Country Download Chart for February 2015
[#2] Independent Superstar Dave Caley with his Country Rock hit, “Let It Roll” moves up into the #2 spot this week. Dave has had many songs on the charts over the years and is no stranger to the Top 5. Dave works really hard at his career and will always go the extra mile for his fans, and we can see that right here on the Top 5. All we can say to you Dave is “Let It Roll”
[#3] One of the greatest independent Country Superstars of today, T. Jae Christian moves gently and smoothly, up one position with his beautiful duet with another Independent Superstar, Mary lee, called “Ain’t We Sad Today”. Settling comfortably into the #3 position this month.
[#4] Chris Loid sadly vacates the #1 slot this week as he moves into the #4 slot with a song written by Ed Dailey called “She Loves A Memory More than Me” Chris has had a really good run with this song and by the looks of it “She Loves A Memory More than Me” is set to continue running for some time to come.
[#5] “Tattoo Billy” takes another few steps down to the #5 spot this month with their huge former #1 hit “Give Me A Heart” a beautiful slow ballade performed wonderfully by Tattoo Billy. It is amazing the amount of support this band gets and the proof is right here on the Top5. We are all still trying to come to terms with the death of Hurstel the lead singer of the band as he was much-loved and now equally missed by so many fans worldwide.
Well that’s our Top 5, the full Top 30 is available at http://www.wildhorse.co.za for you to download if you so wish.
Last month we announced that we were to make big changes to our Top 30, however the listeners quickly let us know they don’t want changes, they want a unique Top 30 where all the songs are available for free download. The artists also felt it not fair that they give their songs as free downlaods while including songs that are not made available as free download. So as we mean to please we decided that the listeners and the artists were right, no question about it. So it is official, the TOP 30 stays based on the amount of downloads each song gets during a full calendar month. That way this chart remains the only chart of its kind on this planet.
If there are any radio stations out there who wish to air our Chart Show please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org for links to download our monthly chart show.
Go ahead the songs are free no strings attached compliments of the artists and Wildhorse Entertainment
Sometimes problems-yours or others’-seem to shout for your attention. They can occupy more and more of your thinking, causing you to become weary and discouraged in your soul. But remember: You can choose the subject of your thoughts. Cry out to Me and I will help you. Turn toward Me, letting My Light shine upon you.
Do not be defeated by wrong choices you have made in the past. And don’t let past decisions define who you are in the present. Each moment provides a fresh opportunity to draw near Me and enjoy My Presence. One way to do this is to pray, Jesus, I choose to seek You in the midst of my problems. Refuse to get discouraged, even if you have to say this hundreds of times daily. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world. You can find Peace in Me.
Consider Him who endured such hostility from sinners against Himself, lest you become weary and discouraged in your souls. -Hebrews 12:3 nkjv
This poor man cried out, and the Lord heard him, and saved him out of all his troubles. The angel of the Lord encamps all around those who fear Him, and delivers them. -Psalm 34:6-7 nkjv
I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world. -John 16:33